Steal An Egg On KuKirin Fastest Motorcycles

Looking for the fastest motorcycle in Steal An Egg On KuKirin? The honest answer is a bounded one. Your ride is a KuKirin, and the game's own description frames progression as earning cash from pets, upgrading speed and pushing toward faster bikes — so the shop lineup is a genuine speed ladder, not cosmetics. What one gameplay session actually verified fits a clear pattern: every observed step up the price ladder was faster than what the rider had before. The 400,000-cash blue KuKirin was bought purely as "a better Kukirin" than the starting ride, the roughly 8,000,000-cash KuKirin's shop listing reads "it earns more. Ooh, and has more speed" than the bike the player was riding, and the priciest ride referenced is a 16,500-Robux shop item discussed alongside a stated "700 million speed". No per-model speed values beyond that were shown, so this is a verified comparison of the observed lineup — not a complete fastest-to-slowest ranking.

How speed is checked in game

Three in-game readouts make a faster-than claim checkable:

1. Shop-listing speed. KuKirin shop entries show speed alongside price and earnings. The ~8,000,000-cash KuKirin was bought exactly on this basis — the player read that it "earns more" and "has more speed" than his current bike. The 16,500-Robux top item came with a "700 million speed" figure in conversation, though the session links that number to the purchase only implicitly rather than showing a labeled stat.
2. Your personal speed stat. Every player carries a numeric speed readout that can be compared head-to-head — in the session, "2.7 million" against "4.6 million", with the players literally racing on the number ("You're racing with speed, beating it"). Treat it as a player-versus-player check, not a bike-versus-bike one (the caveat below explains why).
3. Chase outcomes. Speed gaps show directly in play: an egg theft fails because "you're way too fast", and a pursuer gives up with "he ran away from me. He's too fast."

The KuKirins the session actually compared

A few honesty notes on that table:

• The G2 label is the players' own guess ("we ride on Kukirins and I think they are G2"), and model names and prices are as heard in commentary, not read off menus.
• Only two models carry model labels (G2 and G4). The blue and black bikes are known by color, and the session doesn't confirm whether they are distinct models or exactly where each sits.
• The 700-million-speed figure comes up in conversation about the 16,500-Robux shop item, and the session doesn't show whether that ride can also be reached with in-game cash.

Why your speed number isn't just your bike

The personal speed stat mixes several sources, which is why it can't settle bike-versus-bike comparisons on its own:

• New pets add to it: "When you get a new pet, it gives you speed and cash" — one player's unexpectedly high number came from having "collected a lot of animals for the index."
• Speed can be raised directly ("let's upgrade our speed"), and opening eggs is described as a way to "gain speed."
• Trails add more: "buy yourself a trail, because a trail boosts your bonus."

So compare personal stats only between players with similar setups, and use the shop-listed bike speed when judging one model against another. If you're working on the gap between bikes, the speed upgrades page covers the direct route.

Which faster bike is worth pursuing

Within what's verified:

• Still on the starter? The 400,000-cash blue KuKirin is the confirmed next step — it's the upgrade the session itself made from the baseline. If you're short, how to earn money covers building the cash.
• Already mid-ladder? The ~8,000,000-cash KuKirin is the purchase with speed printed on its listing ("has more speed") plus better earnings, making it the strongest verified cash upgrade in the session.
• Chasing the top? The 16,500-Robux ride is the fastest referenced (700 million speed, in conversation), but it costs premium currency and cash accessibility is unshown — check its shop listing before deciding.

When you compare listings yourself, the shop's speed readout is the check that matters. The full model roster lives on the motorcycles list page, and how to unlock motorcycles covers acquisition step by step.